Grey is my favorite color of the rainbow.
I like your necklace. I want to sit on it.
Pee. Poop. Blood. Wait, is blood potty talk?
[while taking photos with a cell phone] Say cheese yoga mat.
[holding a cow stufffed animal] Milk is coming out of my cow. But it is yellow milk.
Me: You can’t just leave the table. You need to ask to be excused.
Her: I asked with my body, not my mouth.
Me: It is unsafe to slide down the railing.
Her: Not in my world, dada.
Smell my feet. You know you want to.
Her: Can I have a spoon of honey?
Me: It is late. Tomorrow.
Her. Today is tomorrow, right? Today is tomorrow from yesterday, right?
I like putting my shoe on the wrong foot.
Al is a nice dog. Why does he hurt cows? (I explained he herds, not hurts cows)
I am not someone else. I am really really just me.
Where is my daddy and why are you wearing his shoes?
You can do potty talk in the bathroom, or you can do a butt show. A butt show is when you run around and show everyone your butt.
What’s god, daddy?
[to my grandmother] When are you going to die?
