Category: Quiz

Questions: Not a political identity quiz

  1. [wet dreams] Have you ever woken in the middle of a dream and it was so interesting that you tried to go back to sleep to finish it? Where you able to?
  2. [you are beautiful] Is wanting to make out with yourself egotistical?
  3. [keys] My letter ‘p’ is sticking on my laptop keyboard. This isn’t a question but it is annoying.
  4. [twang and drawl] What does an American southern accent sound like to non-English speakers?
  5. [coy] Have you ever winked at a stranger? Have you licked your lips at a stranger?
  6. [pee play] One of your family members has an interesting fetish. Guest what it is.
  7. [eternal] If you could turn back time to Trump’s election night you’d have the power to live forever.
  8. [iodized] Have you ever tasted someone else’s tears?

Questions: Mind/body edition

  1. [funny] What happens when you tickle a clown to death?
  2. [what’s for supper?] Tabasco, strawberry and radish salad; grilled armadillo sprinkled with baked kudzu chips; honey-dipped raw jellyfish
  3. [a way to go] The Hindenburg, the Titanic, or the Challenger?
  4. [food] Where should I put this chimichanga?
  5. [sweet voices] If your breasts were filled with helium, would you permit Mike Tyson to give suck to your nipples in an effort to hear the highest sound audible to human ears?
  6. [nothing] Imagine time doesn’t exist. What would you do then?
  7. [round pound] The first shall be last, and the last shall be first. Which will you be?
  8. [Jesus H. Christ] Who’s your daddy?