- [wet dreams] Have you ever woken in the middle of a dream and it was so interesting that you tried to go back to sleep to finish it? Where you able to?
- [you are beautiful] Is wanting to make out with yourself egotistical?
- [keys] My letter ‘p’ is sticking on my laptop keyboard. This isn’t a question but it is annoying.
- [twang and drawl] What does an American southern accent sound like to non-English speakers?
- [coy] Have you ever winked at a stranger? Have you licked your lips at a stranger?
- [pee play] One of your family members has an interesting fetish. Guest what it is.
- [eternal] If you could turn back time to Trump’s election night you’d have the power to live forever.
- [iodized] Have you ever tasted someone else’s tears?
- [funny] What happens when you tickle a clown to death?
- [what’s for supper?] Tabasco, strawberry and radish salad; grilled armadillo sprinkled with baked kudzu chips; honey-dipped raw jellyfish
- [a way to go] The Hindenburg, the Titanic, or the Challenger?
- [food] Where should I put this chimichanga?
- [sweet voices] If your breasts were filled with helium, would you permit Mike Tyson to give suck to your nipples in an effort to hear the highest sound audible to human ears?
- [nothing] Imagine time doesn’t exist. What would you do then?
- [round pound] The first shall be last, and the last shall be first. Which will you be?
- [Jesus H. Christ] Who’s your daddy?